THE people of the Meath coast have been 'extraordinarily generous,' in their contributions to the St Vincent de Paul society this Christmas.

And so for 30 minutes I listened to my patient talk tactics, team play and past scores. I pretended to be every bit as interested as she was. Soon, she was recovered enough to return to the ward.

My family was so obsessed that my sister even bought one as a birthday gift for my dad (who, um, promptly Goodwilled it). But you'll never guess what Susan found online (you've got to see this to ...